No, I have no idea what it means, either. I guess it is something rude in japanese, though, as it links to a website selling DVDs of young japanese ladies in a severe state of undress. So the first problem here is how do you unsubscribe if you can't even read the site?
Our friends at Alta Vista can help out with their rather useful 'Babel Fish' tool. Using it to translate from japanese to english revealed the headline at the website to be:
"Intense it is cheap! Cheap sale non correction DVD. Also the bureau finishing blow corresponds."
I remain perplexed.
Apart from numerous links for ordering hardcore DVDs I could see nothing on the site about unsubscribing to their emails, though I did come across a link marked "Inquiry" which turned out to be a contact form. I duly entered my name and email address, leaving the following message:-
Hello, dear
Please would you be so kind as to remove me from your mailing list? Whilst your collection of teenage porn is doubtless very fine, it is not something that I am terribly interested in and I'm quite certain that the Woman's Institute would disapprove of me reading it. It might raise a few eyebrows at the village green coffee mornings too, and I would be concerned that old Mrs Higgins would most likely choke on her scone if she spotted a copy of "Oh Sessed with Breasts" on the table along with the People's Friend and Knitting World Monthly.
Please would you be so kind as to remove me from your mailing list? Whilst your collection of teenage porn is doubtless very fine, it is not something that I am terribly interested in and I'm quite certain that the Woman's Institute would disapprove of me reading it. It might raise a few eyebrows at the village green coffee mornings too, and I would be concerned that old Mrs Higgins would most likely choke on her scone if she spotted a copy of "Oh Sessed with Breasts" on the table along with the People's Friend and Knitting World Monthly.
Maybe those nice young ladies will stop sending me pictures of their DVDs and think about putting some clothes on. It is the middle of winter, after all!
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