Hello dears, and sorry that I've not done much this week, but I've been away for a little break at the seaside for a few days and come home to an in-box full of spam. We'll start with a message I got from Maggie Kerr:-
++ No.1 Professional USA Pharmacy ++
We have helped 200,000 Americans to reduce their burden with our WHOLESALE price
+ Hydrocodone - 7.5-750mg - 30 pills
+ Vicodin - 7.5-750mg - 30 pills
+ Phentermin - 37.5mg - 30 pills
+ AmbiemK - 10mg - 30 pills
+ ValiumK - 10mg - 30 pills
+ XanaxK - 1mg - 30 pills
+ LevitraK - 20mg - 30 pills
+ ViagraK - 100mg - 30 pills
+ CialiKs - 20mg - 30 pills
+ Ultram - 50mg - 30 pills
+ SomaK - 350mg - 30 pills
& several other hot demanding pills available as well
Have a healthier family with us. Surprise your love one this Christmas with his/her needed Meds
Can't you just see how gosh-darned AMERICAN they are? Clearly this company are targeting the patriotic dollar, though perhaps targeting is a poor choice of words given how accurate we know American targeting systems to be. Carpet-bombing might be a better term. What shouts AMERICAN more that the stars and stripes? Pills, I presume, are apparently 'very american...'
As for "A healthier family"? Any family taking that amount of drugs cannot be classed as healthy. As for 'drugs for Christmas', well I don't think my nephews and nieces would be terribly impressed with a jar of Viagra in their stockings.
Despite all this, I paid their website a little visit, and after unsuccessfully trying to buy some pills, found their contact page and sent them the following:-Good morning to you.
I hope you are keeping well. I haven't been sleeping very soundly for the last month or so. I put it down to dear Mr Varese around at number fifteen. He's been in his shed banging away into the wee small hours for weeks on end. I don't know what he's building in there, but it's very long and terribly loud.
Maggie Kerr from your company sent me a nice message on my computer to tell me that you have helped an amazing two hundred thousand Americans to reduce their burdens with your pills. Now, I don't really have a burden, and I'm certainly not American, though my neice Selena lives in Canada which is near enough, I suppose.
Anyway, your website suggests I try some Valium to help me sleep, and so I tried to order some, but listen dear, it's awfully expensive. I mean - you were going to charge me one hundred and twenty three dollars for thirty little pills. I think that's about sixty pounds, and that's a lot of money for a pensioner, you know. The NHS might not be all it should, but they certainly wouldn't charge me that for a prescription, so I'll maybe just go and see Doctor Baker and see if he'll get me some tablets instead.
So could you pass my thanks on to Maggie, but I'll not be needing any of your pills, so you'll not need to send me any more emails.
Thank you so much.
Bye bye now."
I hope you are keeping well. I haven't been sleeping very soundly for the last month or so. I put it down to dear Mr Varese around at number fifteen. He's been in his shed banging away into the wee small hours for weeks on end. I don't know what he's building in there, but it's very long and terribly loud.
Maggie Kerr from your company sent me a nice message on my computer to tell me that you have helped an amazing two hundred thousand Americans to reduce their burdens with your pills. Now, I don't really have a burden, and I'm certainly not American, though my neice Selena lives in Canada which is near enough, I suppose.
Anyway, your website suggests I try some Valium to help me sleep, and so I tried to order some, but listen dear, it's awfully expensive. I mean - you were going to charge me one hundred and twenty three dollars for thirty little pills. I think that's about sixty pounds, and that's a lot of money for a pensioner, you know. The NHS might not be all it should, but they certainly wouldn't charge me that for a prescription, so I'll maybe just go and see Doctor Baker and see if he'll get me some tablets instead.
So could you pass my thanks on to Maggie, but I'll not be needing any of your pills, so you'll not need to send me any more emails.
Thank you so much.
Bye bye now."
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