Thursday 10 January 2008

You can win at slots, really.

Let's get started on our trip through the murky waters of Spamedonia with this little number from Casino Secrets...

"I just got off the phone with Bill Stone and he was telling me about his new book about finding loose Slot Machines..." That's nice, dear. How is old Bill? And more to the point WHO is he? Never heard of the chap, but apparently he is a master of tightening slot machines. Does this mean it becomes more difficult to put the coins in?

"He doesent know how long he can offer this book. They already have his eyes on him." So he's looking out for himself. His book is so devastating to the casinos of the world that he might have to withdraw the book. And you are trying to sell more - surely that will only aggravate the situation?

"I am SURE you will love it :-)" Unfortunately we'll never know, as when I followed the link to this literary masterpiece I was informed that "We show your IP xx.xx.xx.xx to be originating from United Kingdom. We apologize for the inconvenience but this offer is currently limited to the United States only. This email address will be removed from future US-based advertisements for your convenience."
That's terribly decent of them, don't you agree? Of course within the hour following I received another two messages from the same source, albeit for a different product.

No comments: