A personal invitation from Peter Stringfellow is surely too good an offer to refuse - I mean, what warm-blooded female could resist his perma-tan charms and his everlasting mullet?
Gentlemen's Club & Restaurant
Monday to Friday 9:00pm - 4:30am
Restaurant Reservations
No Admission Charge When Dining
020 7758 0670
The Wardour
201 Wardour Street, Soho
London, W1F 8ZH
www.stringfellows.com
Please print and present this ticket upon arrival to gain free entry for 2
Clearly this is a once-in-a-lifetime offer, with no need to offer a link to unsubscribe, so perhaps I should just go. I had better check the cuisine first though - no point undertaking the long trip to London unless they do a nice scone, is there?
Dear Mr Stringfellow,
Thank you for your very kind personal invitation to your club - it looks very welcoming. I have spoken with Agnes Worthington, the chairman of our local ladies bowling team, and we agree that your restaurant would be the perfect venue for our annual meeting and London shopping trip. Last year the restaurant we had booked had been burned to the ground the week before we arrived, so we had to eat in a Burger King restaurant, and their chicken nuggets gave me terrible wind for days.
Would you be able to send me a copy of the menu by email? Two of our members are gluten-intolerant, one has a nut allergy and another comes out in hives in the presence of citrus fruit, and I would hate their day out to be spoiled by a dining mishap.
I look forward to meeting you in March and getting to know you better.
Regards
Auntie Spam
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